About Michael O. Taylor, Professional Web | Logo Design, Marketing & Art.

Once a Nerd...


In 1993, I got to play w/a Mac loaded w/Illustrator, QuarkXpress & Photoshop.

That was while I was VP of SUA at KU (Vice President of Student Union Activities at the University of Kansas), & the project was a poster for Dr. Ruth!

I've been working playing ever since.

*Photo by Robin Nance

Creative, Photoshop, Design, Illustrator, Sketch(s), Videos, Stand-Up. Shots. Showbiz. Final Cut. Marketing, Brand & Web. Oh My.

& Real Life Art


  • Hometown
  • Education

    BA | KU | ETC | ETC ETC

  • Paid Creative
    25+ yrs.
  • Work
  • Locations
  • OS
  • Software
  • Primary Software
  • Web
  • Primary
  • Wordpress / Joomla
  • Cameras
  • Art
  • Improv
  • Stand-Up
  • Boy Scouts

Mac Taylor

Intellectual Industrialist

"It’s not how Hard you can Hit. It's how Hard you can Get Hit & Keep Moving Forward"

- Rocky Balboa

pix•el (n) - Short for Picture Element, a pixel is a single point in a graphic image.

nin•ja (n) - Also Shinobi, a Ninja is a covert warrior who specializes in unorthodox methods.

Live Fantasy Mash-Up

Billy Joel Armstrong.

Yup. I said it. Think About it. Right? Let It Simmer. 

MFATGGSting. What?

About the Monkey...

*this was just before I almost got my own show(s). went to network/producers. twice. the other guy(s) got it(s). thankfully. Any Questions? Ask Thom. Idunno.

Commercial I Booked when I was living out in L.A. (2007ish). 
Me & My Trunk Monkey! (Great Story BTW)

*1/31/23\9:37pm | Holy Molys! There's a Trunk Monkey Commercial Compilation & I'm In It! (4:43ish) Cool Shit.

Always A Nerd.

Est. 1972

The Breakfast Club (1985)

Dear Mr. Vernon,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us — in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal.

Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,

The Breakfast Club

I F*cking Love You John Hughes.

*Think I'm Feeling The Wave

Like What I Have To Say?

C'mon on Over for Some Taylorisms!

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Now Booking Projects for 4/23!

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Last PixNinja Site Edit: 2/3/23

"PixNinja.com is The Best Website Design and Content of All Time. Ever. +1. Whatever Anybody Says." - The Original Queen of The House

Honest. Honestly...